Here's the Broncos season in a nutshell....

Due to the loss this weekend...we can only get in if.....

1. Jets and Ravens lose....and we win our game against Chiefs....
2. Jets and Stealers lose....we win our game...
3. Jets lose and the Texans win....we win our game...
4. Ravens lose and the Stealers lose....we win ours
5. Ravens lose and the Texans win....we win ours...

now Champ has to pass gas in an easterly direction after any of these takes place.


so there is the nutshell....and I no like it.

Yo Yo Yo!

So yet another year is coming to an end and everyone is busy getting their lists together to get their drink on proper style! Ok..so maybe that's just me. You see, during the year I try not to overdo anything that may lead to me acting a bit...eh....well using a word: "Weird". There are not a lot of people who know what that means...aside from my sisters and my wife's sisters and their families. I have not had too much to drink this year unless I was siting at a table with a certain game sitting in front of me. Now let me tell ya, this game is EVIL! It starts off with all of us sitting around the table with pencils in hand and blank lists that you can write whatever you want when answering certain simple enough questions about anything and everything you can possibly imagine. Now I for one love this game cuz it gives me the ability to let loose with all kinds 'o stuff under the guise of the "just for fun" shield but my wife and her naughty sisters...who are reading this now I'm sure (yep...pointing at you) bring many adult beverages to the table and well....things get...uh...Raw Dog big daddy style by the end of my 3'd glass of said beverage. Still, I wouldn't trade those times for anything! Anyhoo...not sure how I got onto that whole shtick but I guess what I'm trying to say is I hope you all end the year with a bang...but a safe and happy bang...and if you happen to meet my wife or her sisters at the store next to a certain liquor section of any non particular store and they invite you to come over for an innocent board game....well...make sure to bring a non alcohol beverage. Oh...and leave the utter cream at the store. I'm just sayin.

Congratulations

Congratulations to the officials and the announcers of the Raider Bronco game. The Raiders lost the game, but yet somehow you managed to get the score to show differently. I am disgusted as a Bronco fan first but as a football fan second by the announcers or should I say Raider lovers and by the officiating of not just this game but every game up to this point including tonight and not just for the Broncos games but many games that I have watched. I think that officiating has become more of a waste of game time than a help to safe and honorable game play. But hey, you officials and announcers got what you needed....a payload on bets. What was the odds anyhow ... 20 to 1? Merry Christmas to you guys....go buy your kids and wives gifts from dirty money made from your pitiful calls. Hey Raider ....great game! You got laser pointers and elbows to our QB's head with no call...not that I thought the officials would have called it anyhow. They have a hard time making the right call on any given play! Your team sucks....Your QB is a waste....you fans are some of the saddest excuses of any kind of team fans...more like hookers cheer on their pimps and your record shows it. Anyhow...enjoy your win...what is that like 1 game in like 5 years against us? You will undoubtedly be pummeled by our team more than once over the coarse of the next 12 months. Savor your cheat...enjoy your officials....and prepare to get handed another losing season in 2010. NFL....you should be ashamed. All that money coming in and you cant find anyone worth the black and white striped shirts they wear. As far as the announcers....Trash. Trash and worthless idiots. You would do better than that hiring American idol losers. They may not know football...but they would at least be more interesting to listen to. Time to get out the good old radio and listen to those announcers. A bunch of hacks and addicted gamblers...the whole lot of you NFL guys. You suck and your games are starting to make me become a basketball fan. You should be embarrassed you imbeciles. Go take a short walk off a tall mountain you lack luster money munchers. Maybe you can purchase a parachute from some Raider fan for a good price...come to think of it...that would be a great idea...cuz they would have most likely forgot to add the pulling strings...(due to the lack of any thinking or reasoning skills). For you Raider fans out there ... in your language that means..."inner head thang aint be work'n good".

Now Ill get off my soap box and look to next week.

We can still pull this off guys! GO BRONCOS!

Ok...so its been a bit....

Once again, I have put this blog on hold due to so much going on. The fact is...that should be a reason TO blog...so I must appologize to my many faithful once again and let you know that I have NOT forgotten about this blog, but have been so busy with all the holiday stuff. This weekend I will put together a summary of the last month. So check back by Sunday and you WILL see some love.