3d annual Garage sale!

Well the garage sale is underway. I came down here to get away from it all. I don't know how anyone can stand that many people wanting to buy so much crap. Oddly enough I have this theory: Those who have a bunch of worthless crap can store it for a certain period of time. This makes the balance of (crap vs non crap) tip in the favor of the (crap) side or as I like to refer to it as (the dark side). If this continues to be the case, all existence as we know it will be forever thrown into a dark time where piles and piles of worthless crap start to grow and start to get tossed out of houses onto the streets. Before you know it gangs of worthless crap sit out on street corners listening to rap music and smoking hand rolled worthless crap cigars dipped in worthless crap while getting high off of worthless crap. Before you know it the worthless crap start rival gangs of worthless crap and doing drive by's. To promote their worthless crap ideas they start to go to music studios and produce what they consider is art but in fact is just worthless crap with a dance beat. Innocent people are in constant danger of being attacked by the worthless crap just by walking down the street. Inevitably or should I say luckily someone without enough worthless crap comes along and wants your surplus worthless crap thus keeping the "worthless crap" at a level that is in balance with nature. I have to say. I wont be one of those people that has a room or a downstairs made for storing such items. Nope. Its just not safe to do it anymore. Wont do it.....eh...ever again that is.