I, along with the entire US of THE America, watched in awe and admiration and just straight up love as the best QB in the world...no...in the solar system...nay...the UNIVERSE played like no other QB has played the game on national television! We watched in complete silence and reverence as he passed for a mind boggling....gut staggering...non human unattainable numerical figure of 239 yds in the air and 2 TD passes to....eh...or wait....lose? But the way that the announcers were chewing and savoring the Brady Quinn burger was so palpable?!? There HAS to be a mistake! Whats that you say? You mean that Jay Cutler played? He what??!! He did good?!?! BETTER!? Well don't that just drop a stinky brown lump in my bowl of vanilla pudding!
HA! HA! HARDY HAR HAR!
That's right folks...you have to come to my blog to get the real story...the one that you may have watched...but didn't know was going on! Here is the breakdown..as it happened.
"Cutler passed for a career-high 447 yards, throwing three touchdown passes in the fourth quarter - the last an 11-yarder to Brandon Marshall with 1:14 remaining - to rally the broken Denver Broncos to a 34-30 win over the Cleveland Browns , spoiling Quinn's highly hyped debut as an NFL starter. The Broncos entered the fourth quarter trailing 23-13, but Cutler, borrowing a page out of John Elway's comeback playbook, brought Denver back. He recorded his fifth career fourth-quarter comeback victory despite losing two more running backs to injuries and only having his fullback to carry the ball." That is a quote taken directly from a post on SI.com.
If you were wanting to know what B. Marsh was pulling out from under his shirt before Stoke came up to stop him, it was a glove that he had painted half black and half white to signify the unity of black and white Americans during the presidential campaign. You have to admit...that is pretty cool, no matter how you voted. Stoke told him to put it away..cuz the game was too close and it may be interpreted as a celebration..causing a penalty we could not afford. Cool huh. Not some selfless act like Chad Ocho Cuervo Johnson or T.O. has done in the past...but a selfLESS act of true Red White and Blue. I love my team!
Needless to say...THE BRONCOS WIN! 34-30. And all due to our little man rookie wide receiver Eddie Royal and his 93 yd TD reception that pumped up our offense and our stud B. Marsh and ignited a fire under our defense and our 2nd 3d and 4th stringers! That's heart folks!
To add some salt and vodka to the Brownie's loss....it was their 8th straight loss to the Denver Bronx...including 3 times in AFC title games...including one "DRIVE" by a certain #7. Needless to say..they hate us. HA!
GO BRONOCS!
